I am not a big guy, nor am I much of a fighter. But there isnt a doubt in my mind that I could beat Vince Carters punk ass in a street fight. Id put the odds at 22-1 in my favor. Id give Carter a punchers chance just because he is an exceptional athlete, but I have the distinct suspicion that he hits like 6-year-old girl.
The former Miss Canada definitely has some physical advantages on paper, but we all know that street fights dont happen on paper. They happen in the basements of bars, the freezers at meat-packing plants, and sometimes even on a street. At least I think so. Ive never been in a real street fight, so I am basing this on movies Ive seen. Regardless, Half-Man-Half-Baby would get his shit handed to him if he ran into me in any of the aforementioned locations.
Admittedly Carter is a physical specimen. But I was an all-state athlete in high school for two years! So what if it was in diving? I'd bet Carter would piss himself standing on a 30 foot platform. More importantly I have some heart. Carter, who admitted to dogging it in Toronto earlier this year, is the only guy in the NBA who will hit the court shrieking in pain and clutching his ankle or knee only to return a few minutes later showing no effects of his "injury."
Lets look at the tale of the tape:
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Vince Posted: 3/30/2006by: Irvin22 Yall need to stop hatin on vince thats my favorite player he got da nets on fire fuck what yall sayin carter sucks Posted: 1/13/2006by: vancity i love the charlie VS carter chart. shows why carter sucks so much This post Sucks Posted: 10/24/2005by: bobby Wow this little punk must have no life. You could tell by his picture he must not get a lot of women so he sits at home on his comp trying to make fun of NBA stars. Wow real cool! you might want to get a real job THE GREAT Posted: 5/10/2005by: atg I can't stand Vince either . I think he ia a disgrace to the professional sports. He was paid million of dollars to play in Toronto and he acted like a BITCH! I would play hard for the people who pAID FOR MY LUSH LIFESTYLE YOU BITCH VINCE CARTER. Sorry I'm just venting! owned... Posted: 5/9/2005by: skeet totally was gonna drop bones on charlie...but according to simone's inside track, he gets wailed on by little sister?
had me, cold. rangy. quick. mouthy.
ooh, bought and sold by junyah sib. christ, man, don't make me hedge. not on vaginal vince. yeaaaah Posted: 5/7/2005by: ac whaaaaat!
Vince would not fight you Posted: 5/7/2005by: fred you'll never know the answer because Vince will turtle and wait for help I Guess not... Posted: 5/5/2005by: Steve I guess you aren't ready to squash it then huh? That's ok I love the cold shoulder. Just like I love bad hair-do's. That gives me an idea! Simone... Posted: 5/5/2005by: Charlie Give me a break... Wince Carter is full-grown, but he ain't a man. He is a sissy and a punk. He'd better hope he gets traded before the Nets move to Brooklyn. Otherwise, he's liable to get his ass beat by twelve-year-old fan on his way to the arena. Charlie can't fight Posted: 5/4/2005by: Simone I've seen first hand charlie get wooompted by his sister. and she is 5'5 115. i got vince, $20... vince is still a full grown man, charlie is is like a string bean, and also vince did dunk over that 7 foot frenchie....much love player1 but you'd get smacked........me
