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How about ()	Post #: 1
Posted: 10/8/2007 9:09:31 AM by Balls
"C'mon it's not like we haven't seen them before?"

Or ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 10/8/2007 9:31:15 AM by Stiggs
"Ah-HA! The carpet doesn't match the drapes after all!"

or ()	Post #: 3
Posted: 10/8/2007 10:04:21 AM by vertigo
"Can my friend jump in? You promised!"

Or maybe ()	Post #: 4
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:16:26 AM by DLamp
Wow, your knees and elbows have more hair than my prepubescent sack!

or ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:16:45 AM by brikz
"I want you to clean your vagina."

or... ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 10/8/2007 1:25:58 PM by Arrogant Bastahhd
we totally saw what you were doing with that showerhead. Good show.

or ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 10/8/2007 1:58:26 PM by Spartan
Is there an exorcism going on in here? All I could hear was heavy moaning and a lot of... "OH GOD!!!".

or ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 10/8/2007 3:54:31 PM by vertigo
"Shave your knees."

maybe ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:41:06 PM by Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side
The frat called. The camera lens is fogging up, turn the fan on you stupid cunt!

or ()	Post #: 10
Posted: 10/8/2007 5:48:34 PM by Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side
Settle, I've had it and better and Joey ain't into it. I just need to get the queer some nail polish remover.

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"C'mon it's not like we haven't seen them before?"

"Ah-HA! The carpet doesn't match the drapes after all!"

"Can my friend jump in? You promised!"

Wow, your knees and elbows have more hair than my prepubescent sack!

"I want you to clean your vagina."

we totally saw what you were doing with that showerhead. Good show.

Is there an exorcism going on in here? All I could hear was heavy moaning and a lot of... "OH GOD!!!".

"Shave your knees."

The frat called. The camera lens is fogging up, turn the fan on you stupid cunt!

Settle, I've had it and better and Joey ain't into it. I just need to get the queer some nail polish remover.