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1) New to DVD: The Paula Poundstone Show
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 2/22/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 5.00 Viewed: 533 Emailed: 0 Comments: 3
...This 2-disc set collects both episodes of the prime-time stand-up/sketch/variety show hosted by popular comedienne Paula Poundstone. The show is mostly remembered as one of the more significant failures in the ABC network’s programming history, but this disc will hopefully make some progress towards......
2) Where's Charles Grodin When We Need Him?
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 3/4/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.50 Viewed: 2,270 Emailed: 0 Comments: 3
...In the current political climate, dignified political opposition to powers-that-be is in short supply. Sure, there are any number of pundits and satirists out there who are ready to take pot shots at the administration, but how many of them are prepared to present a reasoned, compelling argument th......
3) Lamont Credits Gibson With Primary Win
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 8/10/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.29 Viewed: 485 Emailed: 3 Comments: 5
...HARTFORD, CT (AP)- Ned Lamont, the dark-horse candidate who successfully defeated three-term incumbent Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut senatorial primary on Tuesday has publicly thanked actor Mel Gibson for giving focus to the final days of Lamont’s campaign.“Mr. Gibson has reminded us all of how t......
4) Work Stops for Baby Visit
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 6/16/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.04 Viewed: 689 Emailed: 12 Comments: 16
...Productivity at the San Francisco law firm of Berman, Caldecott, and McDonough came to a standstill earlier this week due to an unexpected visit from a baby. The child was accompanied by its mother, BC&M secretary Pamela Newman, who is currently on maternity leave. The pair arrived in the firm’s of......
5) March is National Frozen Food Month!
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 3/2/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 1,963 Emailed: 0 Comments: 5
...Now that February is over, we can eschew all the banal triviality of Black History and focus our attention on something that is of great actual significance in our lives. That’s because March is National Frozen Food Month! So, in the spirit of the season, here are some frozen food related tid-bits f......
6) McDonaldland Troops Enter Candy Land
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 3/28/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 1,788 Emailed: 0 Comments: 1
...The tenuous peace between McDonaldland and Letter-People Land was broken this week as McDonaldland sent battalions of McNugget Buddies into the neutral country of Candy Land that separates the two nations.“For too long, McDonaldland has lived under the threat of incursion from Letter-People Land. W......
7) Giving Up Masturbation is Hard
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 3/7/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.79 Viewed: 14,449 Emailed: 2 Comments: 24
...The Lenten season is upon us. It’s a time when conscience-minded Catholics give up something from their daily lives so that, through a small act of self-sacrifice, they may better understand what Jesus went through when he suffered and died on the cross. Or something like that. I’m not sure exact......
8) Welcome to School, 9/11 Babies
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 8/31/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.67 Viewed: 7,791 Emailed: 4 Comments: 109
...Good morning, children. Welcome to your first day of kindergarten. Boy, there sure are a lot of you, aren't there. Say, just to get things started, I'd like to take a moment and get to know you all a little bit. First, please raise your hand if your birthday is in June, July, or August.Okay, I g......
9) America Ignores New Dr. Who
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 4/13/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.67 Viewed: 1,910 Emailed: 0 Comments: 5
...Last month saw the premiere of new episodes of the popular British science-fiction television series “Doctor Who”, an event that went entirely unnoticed by Americans. The show went back into production after being off the air for fifteen years, and was met with huge ratings in every market where it......
10) Nuns Synchronize Vaginas
by: Dave Amiott Posted: 3/8/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.63 Viewed: 629 Emailed: 5 Comments: 7
...According to reports, all members of the Sisters of Providence of the Blessed Virgin convent have synchronized their menstrual cycles. Though similar phenomena have been recorded in secular settings as far back as 1971, this marks the first time that a religious organization has publicly acknowledg......
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