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1) Dear America, Barbaro was JUST a Horse!
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 2/2/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.50 Viewed: 26,213 Emailed: 67 Comments: 42
...Courage. Bravery. Heroism. These are words to be used for soldiers and Kellen Winslow. So when my paper had the huge headline, "Requiem for a Hero," in the sports section the other day, I figured it was a follow-up on Pat Tillman. No, it was a story that Barbaro had died.Sweet loving Jesus, peo......
2) 50 All New Sex Positions
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 1/12/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.41 Viewed: 581,067 Emailed: 485 Comments: 61
...Sex and drugs have more in common that just being two of the great pleasures in life. In a cruel, Faustian way, neither one is ever quite as exciting as the first time. This leaves us in a constant search for stronger, more seductive, deviant, but most importantly different sex. Just like some peopl......
3) The Phat Phree Underaged Drinking Guide
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 2/24/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.34 Viewed: 17,067 Emailed: 63 Comments: 55
...So you’re a teenager, and you’ve decided to start slowly killing yourself with alcohol. Congratulations! And welcome to the next exciting step towards your miserable adulthood. Those carefree days of having fun without the benefit of drinking will soon be long behind you, as you come to rely on booz......
4) Top 50 Ways to Get Fired
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 4/4/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.29 Viewed: 268,749 Emailed: 667 Comments: 169
...Are you tired of slaving away for that shithead boss who's 14-year-old niece could probably do his job better? Are you sick of those co-workers who come to your desk every day and ask to borrow pencils and staples when your cubicle is right next to the supply closet? Do you wish you didn't have to h......
5) The 50 Greatest Things About A
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 7/9/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.27 Viewed: 80,112 Emailed: 103 Comments: 94
...Two hundred thirty-one years a...
6) Jesse vs. Charlie: Youth Sports
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 8/16/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.25 Viewed: 8,339 Emailed: 1 Comments: 81
...Every couple of years a story about youth sports floods the mainstream, and with it flows the septic, horrifying reality that the idiots you see on the streets and in your office are, in fact, raising children. Most recently, the story of little Romney Oaks and a Pony League championship game in Uta......
7) The Saturday Solons- #1 vs. #2!
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 9/7/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.15 Viewed: 5,595 Emailed: 1 Comments: 24
...To the non-biased college football fan just looking for a game to watch, there are, seriously, two match-ups worth anticipating this weekend. That’s not to say there will only be two good games; a thriller can break out wherever and whenever a ball is snapped, and every game, even between the worst ......
8) The MLB This Guy Is Still Playing? Team
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 7/6/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.14 Viewed: 8,789 Emailed: 82 Comments: 56
...We’ve all been there at one time or another. Watching a ballgame and a hitter gets announced or a reliever comes in, and it’s like a trip down memory lane. Then the realization- wait a minute, that guy still plays? Wasn’t I in junior high when this guy was a rookie? Don’t I have his ‘83 Donruss rook......
9) Bad Girlfriends: A Guide
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 1/31/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 62,862 Emailed: 59 Comments: 92
...When you finally get too lazy (or busy) to hunt for strange every night, you will break down and get a girlfriend. It's inevitable. And it doesn't have to be all bad. Just be sure to avoid these bad girlfriends."Do you need something off that shelf?"The tall girlfriend/short boyfriend combo not only......
10) AL Predictions- How Do We Stand?
by: The Phat Phree Staff Posted: 7/14/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 2,625 Emailed: 0 Comments: 7
...Phat Phree Staff made predictions prior to the 2006 Major League Baseball season. Actually, we delinquently did so more than a week into the schedule, but that’s neither here, nor there. The point is that, unlike the many pundits out there, we’re willing to testify – to put ourselves up on the stan......
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