Cheering for the opposing team will get you punched!
Hey!!! Hey, douchebag! Yeah, you down in row 28! The fuck do you think you're doing out here?!? This is a Rockies game, and you think you're just gonna show up wearing that faggy blue Royals shit? You better watch your ass, cause if you cheer for the opposing team I will punch you in the face!
You must think I don't take this shit seriously. You see my backwards visor and fake platinum chain? That's fucking serious, champ, and I ain't above handing out an ass-whooping to some nancyboy who makes the mistake of showing up in Denver and disrespecting my Rockies! Woah, buddy! Woah! Those sunglasses don't scare me! I am a bail bondsman and I've handled darkies twice the size of you! Ever heard of Denver Dewey? Yeah, that's what I thought - you don't want any of this!
Yo, I don't care if you're just trying to "enjoy the game with your son"; you're wearing the opposing team's colors and that's a sign of war, faggot! You think I'm kidding with you? Then maybe you could tell me why me and my buddies have been pounding Wild Turkey shots in the parking lot since 9 am this morning - so we can be prepared to deal with dicklickers like you!
Oh, would you look at that - your little wussy son is crying! He must be a faggot like his father! HAHAHAHA! Waah waah daddy, why does the big scary man hate us? Because you're wearing the colors and logo of the opposing team, you snotty-faced little brat! This is the Major Leagues and my team is the BEST! Next time your daddy wants to take you out to the ballgame, tell him to leave the pussy blue colors at home, or else you're gonna have to watch another man give him a foot-enema during the 7th inning stretch!
Tell you what, Sally. Take off your shirt and I won't give you the beating of a lifetime here in front of your son. How old is he? Six? Yeah, he doesn't need to see firsthand the kind of brain damage I'm about to hand you for wearing that stupid fucking Royals jersey to my precious Coors Field. Speaking of Coors - Hey Lonnie! Throw me another bullet so I can wash down these garlic fries before beating the shit of this loser!
Why am I doing this? What're you, some kind of Law & Order lawyer or something with all your questions? I think our beef should be pretty obvious here, hombre. My shirt is black and purple and says "Rockies". Yours is blue and white and says "Royals". That means I hate you and have no choice but to beat your ass, if nothing else but to defend the sanctity of those brave, selfless men down there on the playing field, giving it their all for nothing more than the pride and enjoyment of a bail bondsman named Dewey.
Oh so that's how you're gonna do this, you're gonna call security? Fine! It ain't the first time, and it ain't gonna be the last! Lonnie! Double time on the Coors, I got a chug one down before the fuzz gets here! Hurry, here they come now!
Hey, Mike. Steve. Do me a favor and try to keep the cuffs loose this time, if you would. Thanks.
Barry Bonds fans 2 Posted: 9/22/2005by: DK All of the "hard work" that Mr.Prissydoes is totally irrelevant,because nothing he does has even a single ounce of sincerity to it.It's always been and always will be,all about Barry,and to hell with the rest of the team - a true "I" in T-E-A-M.And if you're White and don't like it,you're racist in his fevered,paranoid,egomaniacal eyes,ironic,because it's always been he who has played the race card,whenever the poor little rich kid(And hewas raised rich,everyone knows it) feels the leats bit "threatened' - i.e. the whole world ain't kissin' my black ass.....why deyz be RACIST!!!!
Babe Ruth did everything he coul to be the worst he could be?Sure he drank like a fish and ate like a horse.But he still delivered BIG TIME,didn't he?First, on the mound and later,with the bat.Didn't matter(Not that I EVER endorse such behavior). Sure,he caught a bad case of syphillis,and it ruined his 1925 season.So he promised he would curb all that,and he bounced back huge the next season,and the rest of his career. Just check the stats.
"Played against a bunch of sears salesman"?????Just starting with the pitchers,Walter Johnson?Eddie Cicotte?Lefty Williams?Lefty Grove?LEFTY GROVE?Stan Coveleski?Jim Bagby?George Earnshaw?Rube Walberg? And other players - Tris Speaker?TY COBB?Shoeless Joe Jackson?George Sisler?Eddie Collins?Al Simmons?Jimmy Foxx?Goose Goslin?Sam Rice?Joe Sewell?Mickey Cochrane?And those are just some of the AL players The NLers he played against in the Series -Bill Terry?Grover Cleveland Alexander?Frankie Frisch?Rogers Hornsby?Paul and Lloyd Waner?Pie Traynor?Jim Bottomley?Billy Herman?All of whom are HOFers,were they "sears salesman"?Not to mention many,many others that I can't think of at the moment?
They didn't have the super sophisticated training styles and equpiment of the last 25 years,or any of these "regiments" that barry has,but EVERY ONE of them loved playing the game,and most played with a whole hell of a lot played the game harder than Prissy ever has or ever will,both at the plate,and,especially,on defense.LOOK UP THE STATS,ASSHOLE!!!!
And,most importantly,Ruth was the most beloved player, both when he played,and especially,afte. Bonds will never even come close to that,not even with all the propaganda that our leftist media can muster,to make us love the jerkoff, and, barely even respected,if that much.May he never get any respect - stats aren't enough.
hey dk Posted: 9/22/2005by: local yes you you hating pussy. bonds id electrifying, and his personal views don't concern me. i don't take it personaly as a white person that he wants to get one up on a lazy fat ass who played against a bunch of sears salesmen.
what do you value? bonds is a hard working blak man who does everything he can to be the best he can be. ruth did everything he could to be the worst he could be. race has nothing to do with work ethic or value, so take your inferiority complex and shove it up you ass you fucking hater. Barry Bonds fans Posted: 9/21/2005by: DK Any White fan who cheers barry Bonds.
Get this through your heads,White brothers:
He's racist and he hates you.He's out to rub it in your White face.He doesn't care if he doesn't pass Henry aaron's 755,as long as he passes Babe Ruth,because,as he stated it as racist as possible:"Because he's(Ruth) you're guy!"- i.e. because he's White.
Don't you feel like an absolute shithead SUCKER,for cheering him all this time?(You're clearly a guilt-ridden White liberal,afraid you'll look racist if you don't cheer for a black player,instead of rightfully hating him for the insufferable,megalomaniacal racist that HE truly is)
Also,any fans that boo him when he comes to the plate,then,suddenly cheer him,or respect him,when he hits a (Steroid-aided) HR.
No more sympathy for the devil,please. PHILLY Fans, WORLDLY citizens Posted: 9/19/2005by: iggle#1 I really love how Philly fans try to compare their passion with the rest of the teams in the Outside World. That would be North of Allentown and West of Lancaster, since that's about as far as most any of their fans ever venture.
philly rules Posted: 9/17/2005by: pat the vet was where visiting fans went to die. rack philly. It's funny... Posted: 9/17/2005by: Nasuti While I was reading this article, I thought to myslef "Hmm, not bad, but it would've been more believable set in Philadelphia"....and lo and behold, there are multiple comments bringing up Philadelphia and how "terrible" the fans are around here.
If you're not from Philly or its suburban areas, you just wouldn't get it. The passion for sports around here is intense, and unmatched anywhere around the world (except for maybe Manchester United fans, they're crazy....and the Columbian soccer fans can get pissed too). And for every "throwing batteries at JD Drew" incident, there are countless recipricols that never get mentioned, as well as other things in other cities that are quickly forgotten for some weird reason. So please, give it a rest.
right, the article. Posted: 9/16/2005by: s good stuff. and pretty accurate.
phils-sox this summer, 'bout a thousand degrees.
sox fans in the lower level were mouthin off at our players. uncool. sox fans in the upper level were totally cool, not startin shit. just bein mellow.
EXCEPT for the dude in the brady jersey. unfortunately, he had to die... philly in the hizouse Posted: 9/16/2005by: s phils, thank you. iggles, thank you.
flyers, oh yes, thank you very much. sorry calgary.
pat's. please. GENO'S is where it's at. Pat's Posted: 9/16/2005by: Dorf Geno's blows FUCK YEAH!!! Posted: 9/16/2005by: Joe Kickass Kick the shit out of him and his bitchy little kid! And then punch at least one arresting officer in the face.
And I totally agree with Ryan about the Raiders' fans...can't wait to get to those games this year, and I'm not even a big Raider fans. Steelers all the way, but I'm on the west coast so it's the Raiders I'll see most.
And for all the Eagles' fans posting, how does that week 1 loss feel? Yes, I know the Raiders lost too, but I go to their games for the drunken rowdiness, I'm a Steeler fan.
