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 | | Muhammed bin Ahmed, 1999 |
LOS ANGELES ----- Government officials today announced that the popular networking website MySpace.com was actually created by the Al Qaeda terrorist network as a means to distract America's youth.
While international terrorists have been busy planning attacks on U.S. soil, 47 million young Americans have become addicted to the website, sending each other annoying and meaningless comments and messages throughout the day.
Muhammed bin Ahmed, an Al Qaeda communications and computer expert originally from Saudi Arabia, has been arrested and charged with creating the online site as a massive diversion to the terror network's horrific plans.
 | | Bin Ahmed as Tom Anderson, 2002 |
In February 2002, Bin Ahmed moved to Beverly Hills, California. He then underwent a revolutionary form of plastic surgery and changed his name to Tom Anderson in an attempt to gain mass appeal for his fledgling website.
The terrorist network's plan seems to have been working- since the site's launch, productivity and 'going outside' have dropped 37% among Americans 15-34 years of age. Said Bin Ahmed/Anderson, "Absolutely, our plan worked on everybody- except that damn Dane Cook. I don't know how he did it, but he actually became MORE productive. However I would like to give Dane a big shout-out for bringing more publicity to the site."
As of Friday afternoon, MySpace.com still remained online. FBI Director Robert Mueller announced at a press conference: "My kids begged and pleaded with me not to take it down, so we are leaving it up until further notice."
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