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From: Chad To: Al Roker Subject: Acting Services of Al Roker
Dear Al,
I'm writing to offer you a starring role in my film. I have been a fan of your work for years. My friend Pedro and I are making a short film about a guy who has to pee really bad. Our film is still untitled, but our working name for the film is "The guy who has to pee really bad."
Since this is a student project for our Media Arts class at our community college here in Anchorage, we are unable to pay you at this time. However, there is a pretty good all you can eat Mexican restaurant right down the street from where we will be shooting. The shoot should take at most 3 days, and each day we are willing to buy you dinner at the restaurant.
Here is the general story idea: Pete (you) is a goofy-looking, badly dressed student at a community college. He is trying to find a bathroom cause he has to pee really bad. By the way, this is a silent film- there will be no dialogue. Pete finds a bathroom but the door is locked. He starts to freak out. He's looking for another bathroom, when he comes across a hot chick (played by Juanita, Pedro's sister) and he starts to flirt with her. She seems interested in him, but he runs away because he has to pee really bad. He motions to her that he will be right back. He finds another bathroom, but again the door is locked. He bangs on the door and tries to wait, but he can't hold it any longer and he sprints out the door to the parking lot. He runs to the back of the parking lot and pees between 2 cars. Just as he buttons his pants and turns around, someone walks up to the car he was peeing next to. It is Juanita and she is pissed. (no pun intended) She starts chasing him around the parking lot. The End.
Al, thanks for your consideration for our project. I know with your involvement we can all work together to make this a great film. If all goes well, we hope to make it into a feature film sometime in late 2007. I can't guarantee that we will use you for the feature, but you will definitely be under consideration. I must be honest- if our short film receives a lot of attention, we may go with a bigger name for the feature, perhaps a Will Smith or a Steve Guttenberg.
Looking forward to hearing back from you, Chad
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From: Al Roker To: Chad Subject: Re: Acting Services of Al Roker
Dear Chad,
You would have to contact my agent, Alfred Geller of Geller Media Management. He handles all requests such as this one. His number is 212-246-xxxx. Thanks for thinking of me and for visiting alroker.com!
Sunny Skies, Al
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Is that gum?
From: Chad To: Alfred Geller Subject: Acting Services of Al Roker
Dear Mr. Geller,
Al Roker has asked me to contact you regarding his acting part in my short film, titled "The guy who has to pee really bad." As you can see from our correspondence, Al is very interested in this part. Please let me know how to move forward. What does Al's schedule look like for the winter? We are very grateful to have Al on board for this project.
Looking forward to hearing back from you, Chad
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From: Eugenia Murtha To: Chad Subject: Request Re Al Roker
Dear Chad,
Thank you for your offer to Al to star in your short film. Unfortunately, because of other commitments, he will be unable to participate in it. He wishes you the best of luck with your endeavor.
Regards, Eugenia Murtha
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From: Chad To: Eugenia Murtha Subject: Re: Request Re Al Roker
Dear Ms. Murtha,
Thank you for getting back to me regarding Al's acting schedule. However, I am sorry to report that we are no longer interested in Al for this role. As it turns out, an 'A' list celebrity has accepted the part, and Al's services will no longer be needed. Thanks again for your interest, and we wish Al success in the future.
I think I see what you are getting at here, but I need to know - what color are the cars? And what is Juanita's backstory? Also, I assume this is will be filmed in black and white - if not, then you've completely lost me.
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Posted: 9/12/2006 11:30:57 AM
"i once cut a fart that smelled so bad, it had a chain hanging from it..."
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Posted: 9/12/2006 11:41:12 AM
i expected anything to do with al roker to be 8 inch clit funny, and this was just ok...now i am sad.
I AM WHITE CHOCOLATE THUNDER.
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Posted: 9/12/2006 12:57:23 PM
.... is da MAN. He either sang at my bar mitzvah or circumcised me. I can't really remember as I was under general anathesia most of that day.
chad
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Posted: 9/12/2006 2:40:32 PM
Since I forgot a caption for the first photo, I am having a contest:
Whoever writes the funniest one here as a comment, will have their caption posted into the article.
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Posted: 9/12/2006 3:44:28 PM
This was the audition that landed him his first role, as "Slimer" in Ghostbusters.
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Posted: 9/12/2006 3:52:58 PM
"That skin head's still right behind me, isn't he?"
Max
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Posted: 9/12/2006 3:55:43 PM
What's black and tan and fed all over?
antony
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Posted: 9/12/2006 3:56:10 PM
i hate that i am laughing right now. die. good show.
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Posted: 9/12/2006 3:56:56 PM
"The really funny thing is, I haven't seen mine in years!"
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