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(continued) 7 Gobbler's Knob, PA
Made famous by the Bill Murray cinematic romp "Groundhog's Day", a place called "Gobbler's Knob" is simply asking for it.
8 Beaverdale, PA
More Beaver! The golf course in Beaverdale has us locked in for an outing.
9 Middlesex, PA
The flaming concierge at this hotel in Middlesex picked up on the fact that we were being dicks about 3/4's of the way through, but was so gay and bored that he decided to just keep rolling with it because he had nothing the fuck else to do.
10 Intercourse, PA
The beauty of this one is hearing the Christian woman's slow realization that Jim wants to bang a hooker or two at her hotel.
11 Fucking Austria or Kunt Iraq.
So this was the plan... Call some hotel in Tarsdorf Austria and ask about taking a day trip to Fucking. We made two international calls to two different hotels and, alas, they don't speak English. We'd call Kunt Iraq but we JUST got off of the homeland security watch list because Rick's guitar has what looks like Sanskrit on it. It's actually a series of cigarette burns.
Here's the call we made to Austria. It two seconds long, it sucks and it's expensive. Here Jim says, in very broken German, "I don't understand German, do you speak English" To which the man on the line says "?No" So Jim says "Shit" and hang up... That's it.
The most expensive prank call ever and there was not even a prank.
I grew up in PA, and I'm proud that we have more sexually charged town names than any other state in the nation. Also, we have a California University and an Indiana University in Pennsylvania. That's right bitches, we don't care if that's what you named your state, what are you gonna do?
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5/31/2007
Location:
Gilbert, AZ
Posted: 7/19/2007 11:23:56 AM
Funny town names and signs are much more humorous when passed unexpectantly and when one is a little "punchy" from sitting in a car for multiple hours at a time. I thouroghly enjoy passing a "safty pullout" sign or "dry beaver creek" on a roadie, but when you tell people about the signs - it gets a polite chuckle at most. The pictures did help.
"I'll bust a nut up in your eye, to show you where I come from"
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12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 7/19/2007 11:49:56 AM
Listen to any of these. I will have to do it tonight.
Me and some friends drove to Intercourse just to take lude pictures. its hysterical. the people who live there do not feel its as funny. and they made fun of us more than we could of them.
there is also a Corny, PA. this cracks me up. Hi, I live in Corny PA. I go to Corny Highschool and play football for the Corny Wildcats. Ha!
In honor to a concert I will be attending tonight:
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