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You searched for : "T. Smith"
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occurring on or before 10/19/2007
17 matches found.
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by: T. Smith Posted: 5/14/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.38 Viewed: 7,357 Emailed: 11 Comments: 62
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...Dear Mr. Nugent, In response to your piece "Yourope," we would like to thank you for your submission before saying that the piece does not, unfortunately, meet our current needs. The writing is fraught with enthusiasm, but I feel it is held together by a narrative and vernacular that remains decided......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 5/10/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.32 Viewed: 5,525 Emailed: 3 Comments: 43
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...They say that smell is the strongest sense of the five. And it's true, I think. The waves of brackish air coming up from the Gulf of Mexico, burning my nostrils and causing me to throw up in my mouth seem to linger much longer than the sight of that homeless man masturbating under a pier. Furthermor......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 4/27/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 6,378 Emailed: 4 Comments: 36
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...The Boneless (old)Ride with your back foot on the tail, and your front foot in the middle of the board. Slide your front foot off the board and put your foot on the ground. Jump up into the air with your hand holding the toe rail and your back foot still on the tail and raise your front foot back on......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 5/24/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 11,551 Emailed: 20 Comments: 70
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...I hate to break it to you people, but you do. Many folks out there are perfectly capable of controlling themselves during a night (or day) of drug-induced debauchery, but you are not. Take Willie Nelson, for instance. That guy has been in a haze since about 1972, but you never hear about him running......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 5/8/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.20 Viewed: 4,673 Emailed: 0 Comments: 11
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...That's right, Zito. His choad. The perineum, numbnuts--between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. Aw, boo-hoo. What, expecting a little more? Don't look all pissed off--you're lucky you swindled Sandy and I into hanging out with you over the winter. What? Well, let's just say the rest of him coul......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 5/9/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.20 Viewed: 8,974 Emailed: 3 Comments: 119
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...I'm absolutely certain of it. This isn't like the last time, I swear. While you've been over at your sister's place, "crying," I've been putting my nose to the grindstone over here, trying to figure out what exactly happened last night, and furthermore: who is to blame? On one of the hastily penned ......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 7/24/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.14 Viewed: 5,536 Emailed: 14 Comments: 39
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...You know what, on second thought, let's not. I've been going 12 mph in a 35 for what seems like an hour now, and I've reached the end of my rope. Do you know you've got over 2,000 pounds of metal helmed by 170 pounds of caged fury barreling down on you? It's all I can do not to send you into orbit l......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 7/9/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.12 Viewed: 6,408 Emailed: 14 Comments: 105
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...Dear AC/DC,I am currently (at least in my opinion) about to rock and was curious as to whether or not you could settle an argument between me and my best friend, Luther. He says that you guys would 'never' salute me, because drinking a bottle of Schnapps and going over to my girlfriend's house to tr......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 6/20/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.12 Viewed: 9,263 Emailed: 30 Comments: 38
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...Congratulations, I guess! Acknowledgment is the first step toward recovery (both mental and physical). I understand how you may be feeling. Sharting is frowned upon in many cultures and the stigma that comes along with being known as a sharter can be paralyzing. Maybe you're feeling a little down, a......
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by: T. Smith Posted: 7/30/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.10 Viewed: 14,414 Emailed: 33 Comments: 213
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...It is with a heavy heart that I write these words today: Cookie Morris is dead. I remember when Cookie first came to my office to read for a part in one of my earlier, less mature works, Lawrence of A Labia.It was near the end of the day, and I had been through literally hundreds of read-throughs wi......
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