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You searched for : "Napalm Jones"
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occurring on or before 10/25/2007
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 5/16/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.75 Viewed: 5,330 Emailed: 0 Comments: 18
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...Stop stroking each other’s light sabers and straighten up fan boys. It’s time for my exclusive Star Wars Episode 3 review. I had to tunnel my way through 5 miles of horse dung and electrical wire at the Skywalker ranch to get an early glimpse of the movie for you fuckers. I knew if I waited until......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 4/22/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.71 Viewed: 4,106 Emailed: 0 Comments: 19
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...Wake up you fucking maggots! It’s time for some goddamned reviews. So take your mother’s tit out of your taint licking pie holes and pay attention! This week in honor of a former Hitler youth being named as the Holy Father, I’m going to introduce my new Papal Rating scale. Don’t shit yourselves ......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 4/29/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.60 Viewed: 3,483 Emailed: 0 Comments: 16
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...Snap to, you fucking inbred degenerate mongoloids. Summer is fast approaching, so get a shovel. It’s time to sift through some more shit before we get to the real big budget turds that Hollywood wants you to see. This week on the calendar is typically reserved for pre sweeps reruns and dog shit m......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 12/23/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.56 Viewed: 1,854 Emailed: 3 Comments: 9
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...I got your Yule log swinging! Even my bastard Vietnamese children want $150 robotic raptors for Xmas this year and they are all like thirty years old. So ole Nape had to pick up some extra work. I’ll be farming my holiday cheer out to a group Paraguayan paramilitary fuck ups who can’t seem to put do......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 10/6/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.55 Viewed: 1,604 Emailed: 0 Comments: 23
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..."God, please don't make me pull that handle I know where those hands have been" is all I can think about sometimes. I mean, I’ve dug a shit trench in the middle of the jungle and built a latrine, but that was in dutiful service to my country. I have even wiped my ass with tree bark, an M-16 clip a......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 1/27/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.50 Viewed: 1,470 Emailed: 0 Comments: 38
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...A picture is worth a thousand jerks. No really, I mean it. After reading Fath’s birthday wishes for Stephanie Swift, I began to get a nostalgic cramp in my right hand for the days of VCR tapes and Watcher’s Web. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was time to buy new porn when your tape wore out......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 9/23/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.50 Viewed: 1,302 Emailed: 1 Comments: 14
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...I don’t know what the fuck they call it down here, but when Jamaican women hear the right song they start this spastic booty giggle thing that has had my dick hard for days. For the first time in my life I can say I am actually stoked when a Shaggy song comes on the radio. I found some easy wo......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 4/20/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.48 Viewed: 9,883 Emailed: 3 Comments: 53
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...Woe of all woes, what is the world coming to? First off, if you are gonna kill college students please do not kill the ones that are smart enough to build the bridges and tunnels that could actually fix the congestion at the 101 / 134 split in the San Fernando valley. There are plenty of students ......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 5/4/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.47 Viewed: 11,188 Emailed: 1 Comments: 95
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..."Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?" Apparently Boy George would rather dole out the punishment than receive it regardless of what his lyrics would make you believe. The often coke addled and back pussy stuffed former pop icon is being accused of assault and false i......
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by: Napalm Jones Posted: 3/9/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.46 Viewed: 18,379 Emailed: 11 Comments: 96
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...A retard at a spelling bee? Michael J Fox in a 9 ball tourney? Marlee Matlin advertising cell phones. Heather Mills "Dancing with the Stars". Wait. That last one isn't a joke. Paul McCartney's one legged ex is gonna be on a dancing show? I can only hope Rocco Siffredi is her partner so that wi......
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