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1) Your Child Is Average At Best
by: A.J. Miller Posted: 6/26/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.76 Viewed: 5,735 Emailed: 7 Comments: 43
...Your child is not special. Trust me. If your child's even average you should consider yourself lucky. Oh yeah, and all the below-average to moderate things your kid does? Nobody cares. Karate class? Nope. Special talents? Absolutely fucking not. School? I'd rather you tell me about your colonoscopy.......
2) 10 Minutes to Blowjob: A True Story
by: A.J. Miller Posted: 6/12/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 12,751 Emailed: 15 Comments: 152
...A lot of guys go out night after night hoping some wet mouth will let them fuck it by night's end. Some actually get that far, but it's almost never with the girls they want to or expect it to be with when leaving the house hours earlier. But getting a decent hummer is like laying down a bunt. It's ......
3) Your Girlfriend Really Is A Big Slut
by: A.J. Miller Posted: 5/21/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.69 Viewed: 10,136 Emailed: 9 Comments: 35
...You're not paranoid, your girlfriend really is a big slut.I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but the reason she comes home from the mall with chapped lips every weekend has nothing to do with the air conditioning, and everything to do with blowing the guy at the Orange Julius stand and g......
4) Lil' Wayne To Rap About Crack, Guns
by: A.J. Miller Posted: 4/24/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.52 Viewed: 5,823 Emailed: 7 Comments: 20
...LOS ANGELES, CA (TPP)--Following a stellar year that saw him emerge as one of the leading voices in southern hip-hop, New Orleans native and Cash Money Records artist Lil' Wayne is set to release his boldest effort yet.According to the rapper, whose real name is Dwayne Carter, the release of his upc......
5) German Porn Saved My Life
by: A.J. Miller Posted: 7/10/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.13 Viewed: 6,506 Emailed: 8 Comments: 62
...German porn saved my life.Thank God for German porn. I mean it. Without German porn I would be a flaccid shell of the man I am today, and I'm not exaggerating one bit when I say that.Until the fateful day when I saw those two glistening Arian beauties taking Hans' full seven inches I can honestly sa......
6) I Lost A Fortune On Hi-Def Porn
by: A.J. Miller Posted: 10/8/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.03 Viewed: 6,847 Emailed: 1 Comments: 179
...They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.Within the first minute after I got a look at......
7) My Soul Mate Is A Chinese Laborer
by: A.J. Miller Posted: 8/17/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 2.67 Viewed: 7,673 Emailed: 1 Comments: 120
...You know how they say there's someone out there for everyone? Well I always thought that was complete and utter bullshit.Actually it still could be, but it turns out it might also be true, and I know because against all odds I managed to find that special person who's just perfect for me in every wa......

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