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We never talk one-on-one, like we used to
Mmm to the left, to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that's my stuff Yes, if I bought it then please don't touch (Don't touch)
Oh, hell no. You've got to be kidding me. I can't believe you boxed up all my shit again. Alright, just stop singing, it's freaking me out. Ok, is that you're left or my left, because there are boxes on your right and I only see some frozen yogurt to your left. And when was anything in the closet ever my stuff? Since we've been together, I've been keeping all my crap in the guest bathroom. Do you always have to bring your backup singers for these episodes of yours? We never talk one-on-one, like we used to.
Standing in the front yard tellin' me how I'm such a fool Talkin' bout how I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted
I think you've got your facts twisted there, honey. If I remember correctly, and I do, it was you who was sitting out on the Patterson's front lawn. That's right, covered in mud with a bottle of Ripple, screaming about how "I must not know 'bout you." What the hell does that even mean? Do you have some dark secret I'm not picking up on? Are you a cutter or something?
You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact he'll be here in a minute Baby
Jesus Christ, there you go again. Have you been drinking or smoking dope or something? All I know is, I'm over at Ted's watching the game, I come back, and here you are acting like a lunatic again. A total lunatic. What was that last thing? I can't understand you when you're just standing there singing at me. You mean to tell me you've got some guy who's coming over here in one minute? How'd you meet him so fast? No, you're bluffing. I'll bet your sister is coming over in a minute. Why do you have to bring her into this? Why can't we just be civilized? I wouldn't be opposed to some kind of counseling, you know.
So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick and see if she's home Oops, I bet you thought that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for
Because you was untrue Rollin her around in the car that I bought you Baby drop them keys Hurry up before your taxi leaves
Alright, you're out of your fucking mind. First of all, how are two people going to fit in my Miata, much less roll around? Hell, I can barely fit in that car. And yes, I do appreciate the gift. That was super-nice, but you and I both know Miatas are chick cars. I can't be seen in that thing. You can take the keys, whacko. You called me a cab? This is mind-boggling, baby. I'm gone for literally three hours and you're a completely different person. Did you take your Lexapro?
You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinking, You're irreplaceable
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Posted: 4/13/2007 8:50:46 AM
Haven't they been dating for like 10 years? Why are they both singing/rapping about this shit? I thought Jay Z had 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one? HIT ME!
Jay Z is pussy-whipped and should be castrated for doing that awful duet Crazy in Love with this nappy headed hoe.
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12/7/2006
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TPP Island, NY
Posted: 4/13/2007 9:56:36 AM
Thank you for saving the day. This was funny. I actually had to find the song (on youtube) and play it in the background while i read this, you know, to set the mood!
that an over weight, fat assed, thunder thighed, small breasted, nappy headed bitch can be so fucking popular and people think she is so fucking hot? She isn't in shape, her legs and ass look like she stole them from Larry Allen and she doesn't have a huge rack to match. Her face isn't so bad but she's no Mrs. Afuckinmerica and you can tell she sucks in her gut like a fat kid at a shirts and skins pick-up game. So fucking what if she can sing. Have her join a church choir. The only other singer with less tallent than Beyonce is that queer motherfucker on Idol right now, Sanjia or whatever. He's prettier than Beyonce anyways and his ass isn't as big. Wait...what?
No tits and huge ass? Those are girls I thought you were supposed to only be ashamed of banging, not on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
of context idea we saw yesterday. I dug it. And really, I've dated crazier bithes than that. female = bipolar... Anyone that hasn't figured that out yet, is in for a rough and rude awakening.
SPG - don't even claim that you wouldn't tap that shit. While she might not be your dream girl, she's a lot hotter than what you drag home.
why does every pic of her have to be with her huge fat legs and fat role on her gut hanging out? If that was my girl and this was happening, I would speak up and say "I love you baby but cover your fat ass up or get to the gym." Everytime I see her dancing I think of Martin Lawrence in Big Mamma's House movie.
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