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You searched for : "Jake Scott"
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occurring on or before 10/8/2009
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 7/5/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.38 Viewed: 67,834 Emailed: 423 Comments: 57
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...These are 25 things that I've learned over the years. These are my mistakes: don't let them be yours!: 1.) Never buy cocaine from a guy who drives a shittier car than you do. It's okay to buy the cheap shit (meth, weed, crack...) from a guy with a crappy car, but not the good shit. 2.) In Vegas, guy......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 6/30/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.29 Viewed: 7,217 Emailed: 28 Comments: 11
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... Why hasn’t "Sesame Street" grown with us? Why can’t there be multiple generations of Sesame Street’s? As I get older, does that mean I need Sesame Street any less? Suddenly I find myself forced into a world where, once I sought guidance from Sesame Street, there is longer Sesame Street in which I ......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 6/12/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.04 Viewed: 2,401 Emailed: 3 Comments: 10
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...I went to Disneyland on a few weeks ago. I don't think Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. You see, I used to look at Disneyland through the eyes of innocence. I lost that some time ago. Therefore, I now look at Disneyland through the eyes of a pessimistic jaded asshole. I no longer get giddy......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 7/20/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.01 Viewed: 5,219 Emailed: 21 Comments: 9
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...So explain to me why I just spent over a hundred bucks on dinner and drinks, and four hours of my life listening to you talk and pretending that I cared about what you were talking about? Oh, so we could come back to your place, do some more talking, start making out, get half-naked, and then you co......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 6/28/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.84 Viewed: 3,989 Emailed: 5 Comments: 21
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...I'm sitting here, realizing the disparity of my life. I'm 27, no girlfriend, no job, really no plan. However, the greatest things in my life seem to happen when I don't have a plan. Kind of like this thing I'm writing, no real plan where it's going... but I guarantee there will be parts of genius. ......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 5/15/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.78 Viewed: 5,484 Emailed: 18 Comments: 38
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...I've jacked off to some sick shit in my day...maybe not sick, but random. There are times that I just become overwhelmingly horny; I'm a very visual person so I need to see something to think about it. I mean, I have masturbated to things inside my head, but often times those images just become too ......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 5/26/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 3,487 Emailed: 5 Comments: 23
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...I'm out in downtown San Diego last night. I love San Diego; I love the varying degrees of things to do...the mixture of cultures. However, I hate downtown. It's uppity, expensive, and pretentious. Dude, I live in San Diego because I enjoy wearing shorts and flip flops in December. I'm not here becau......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 7/19/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.69 Viewed: 2,998 Emailed: 14 Comments: 3
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...Went surfing on the web, found a list about Jack Bauer, found a list about Chuck Norris. However, no list about the most lethal man alive: Ralph Macchio. Fuck Chuck, fuck Jack- respect Ralph!Ralph Macchio once ended world hunger. However, he realized that with no hunger, there was no war and no aggr......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 7/28/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.52 Viewed: 3,323 Emailed: 17 Comments: 17
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...A couple of my buddies have gotten married recently, and I know a few people who are engaged. Now, even though getting married myself is definitely a few years away, these occurrences have still caused me to ponder upon the implications of marriage. I mean, here is an institution which has been arou......
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by: Jake Scott Posted: 11/20/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.30 Viewed: 9,510 Emailed: 37 Comments: 43
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...1.) They believe in Santa Claus. When I was a kid I went to a school that had some rich kids and some poor ones. When Christmas came around, the rich kids got the cool toys; the poor ones got shitty toys. Hey kid, you’re telling me that Santa Claus gives you presents based on your Mommy and Dadd......
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