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You searched for : "The Commodore"
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occurring on or before 12/25/2009
20 matches found.
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by: The Commodore Posted: 10/11/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.36 Viewed: 34,955 Emailed: 82 Comments: 242
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...Hey man, I know we had some good times together. Had some laughs. Hell, I would even call us friends. But none of this means that I'm going to your wedding. It's as simple as that. Looking into a crystal ball, here is what I imagine my Mastercard reason would be for not attending:Plane Ticket -......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 8/18/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.34 Viewed: 11,689 Emailed: 44 Comments: 45
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...To all you bar owners out there, I have a simple snippet of advice for your economical well being and the all out enjoyment of your patrons: DO NOT challenge myself or anyone like me to a flat, “All you can drink” fee at your watering hole. Contrary to the accepted wisdom, forcing me into this deal......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 8/16/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.34 Viewed: 13,661 Emailed: 11 Comments: 20
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...8:47 AM'Do you guy's want to do the 6 mile trip or the 10 mile trip?' Was he serious? He might as well have been asking us, 'Hey Nancies! Have your nuts dropped yet?' Having done this trip the previous summer with my brother but having not remembered which voyage we actually embarked on, we confi......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 1/2/08 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.32 Viewed: 15,776 Emailed: 33 Comments: 21
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...-You get off the plane and a man holding a sign which reads: "Lee Trevino" looks you in the eye and nods in your direction with the assurance of a samurai that you are indeed Mr. Trevino. You laugh at the misidentification but quickly realize that you are the only Caucasian person in the vicinity a......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 2/14/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.27 Viewed: 13,199 Emailed: 13 Comments: 23
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...Ahh Mexico. The land of the free (to cross the Rio Grande) and the home of the brave (enough to actually cross it). It's America's land down under--a place where one American dollar will get you a beer at a bar, ten'll get ya a hooker, and for fifty you can buy a cop. Their cuisine boasts such del......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 9/1/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.26 Viewed: 4,677 Emailed: 7 Comments: 18
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...If I wanted to see below average athletes try to play a sport, I’d watch the WNBA. I mean honestly, the Little League World Series has about as much style and grace as a drunken Plumbers League Softball Game. Kids are beating out grounders that were hit to 2nd base! That’s like getting your free th......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 10/1/08 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.23 Viewed: 24,914 Emailed: 4 Comments: 330
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...You know what pisses me off?1)On an 'up' elevator, someone that gets in and presses a floor lower than mine:I shouldn't necessarily be angry with you. Afterall, the elevator is public property but after I hold the door open for you in the lobby, there is just something about the sight of you pressi......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 12/7/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 5,937 Emailed: 19 Comments: 6
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...Dear Sir (because no woman would be so cruel), I am writing you in regards to the clever directions you elected to devise for the application of your product, Preparation-H. For the record, your instructions (with my added commentary) read as follows:Adults: when practical, cleanse the affected are......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 6/7/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.18 Viewed: 12,393 Emailed: 2 Comments: 77
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...Paranoia Airlines: Where Everyone's a ThreatYou all do it. You get to the airport and become the world's foremost authority on being able to spot a terrorist. Everyone's a suspect. That guy traveling by himself? Yup, 42% chance he is going to try and take your plane down. That family of 3? Oh t......
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by: The Commodore Posted: 9/11/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.11 Viewed: 8,016 Emailed: 6 Comments: 81
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...I tried, I tried, and then I tried some more, but I couldn’t seem to figure out how some rappers out there are earning a W-2 income from a record company. Nowadays for the ghetto poets, it seems like all one has to do is use whatever innuendo, homemade expression, implied tone or simple gesture to ......
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