Its one thing telling people what to think by manipulating your title of coolest show on TV. by taking jabs at Kevin Smith, Michael Bay, etc. Some people do need to be knocked down. But its another thing entirely to boost the hopes of every red-blooded American male one week only to destroy them the next. You know what Im talking about. The threesome plotline with Eric (aka: the second worst actor on the show behind Vince), his girlfriend Sloane, and her visiting friend.
I dont give a shit what they say; every girl has given serious consideration to succumbing to a threesome with their boyfriend and another girl. The only pitfall? Shes worried that her boyfriend will develop feelings for the other girl. So, what does "Entourage" do? You build us up, tear us down, and kick us in the nuts during the freefall. You had a chance to create the most significant moment in television history since NASA faked the moon landing back in 69. But no. Instead of instantly making threesomes a socially acceptable part of a normal, healthy relationship, you decided the better route would be to sacrifice the greater good by staying true to a character no one gives a shit aboutexcept the ladies.
A week ago when Erics girlfriend told him shed be into a threesome with him and her friend, every mans pulse quickened with anticipation of the glorious repercussions this had the potential to create. This wasnt Vince, the movie star, and a couple of random whores. This was likable good guy Eric and his equally likable girlfriend, with their relationship being one of the only relatable aspects of the show to most viewers. Every female viewer was putty in your hands. Sure, you followed through with the threesome and things were looking good, right up until scenes from next week, when you reveal Eric falling for the other girl. You didnt even give us a week to go to work. Heartless Bastards. And sure enough, a week later you not only put the nail in the coffin, but welded it shut, put it in another slightly bigger coffin, filled it with concrete and threw it overboard.
The way Eric was freaking out and having a panic attack at the sight of this other girl (whos not even as hot as his girlfriend) was so ridiculous and over the top, Im convinced you knew exactly what you were doing and got a sick pleasure out of doing it.
Well, Im not having it. I wont let my emotions be toyed with like that. I want retribution. You owe me. You owe a nation. The threesome angle is out; itd just be pathetic backpedaling at this point. Instead, I propose, nay, demand giving us what we want to see by letting the stars shine. Its time for Johnny Drama to rise to the top, and Ari needs to take him there. Ideas and storylines can be forwarded to the return address listed. I hope youll do the right thing.
Entourage... Posted: 8/10/2006by: Adam is overrated. That's right, I said it. There are shining moments, like any scene with Drama or Ari, but as a whole, it's pure hype (sort of like the Sopranos after Season 1). It's not that funny. Vince and E are the two most annoying characters on television - and yes, I'm including the ladies from the View in that comparison. Sure, I watch it religously every week and will continue to do so, but every week I sit there at the end of an episode and say, wow, that really wasn't that good, sort of like masturbating for the first time with your opposite hand. Props to My Boy! Posted: 7/26/2006by: Tangent Guy Hydro 74's comment was all dat fo' shizzle! Especially here in Hollywood, where we don't let the truth get in the way of a good story. Dude should turn this comment into a full on article.
P.S. I freely cop to the fact that I have never had a threesome, but isn't there an old proverb about how it's better to have tried a threesome and shot your wad way too soon on some girl's chest than never to have had a threesome at all? hydro74 Posted: 7/25/2006by: Max Man, are you cool. You are not only the sole reader to have had a threesome, you could be the only guy in the world ever to pitch a double header. You should teach lessons or something. The best show on TV Posted: 7/25/2006by: Aris little brother Bar none...this show is far better than anything on TV right now.. Its a show I can relate to on many levels...and even more since the last show. Here's the rub Posted: 7/25/2006by: Hydro74 You all can say what you want, but none of you have had a threesome with two girls, let alone two hot girls. Here's the breakdown:
1. Eric should have never stepped into the ring. Remember that old dilemma: "If someone gave you $1million for one round with Mike Tyson, would you do it?" The question about a threesome with your hot girlfriend and ANOTHER hot girl is the same query. "Well, if it goes well I'm a god. If it goes badly, at least I got a threesome out of it. But what if I get brain damage?" Every guy wants to be a good boxer, to "kick some ass." Every guy wants to be a sexual dynamo that crushes two women at once and doesn't blow his load the first time a tit pops into his girlfieend's mouth. Here's the trouble - there aren't many guys out there who can handle it, including most everyone reading this article. I had my first one when I was 19; had another one when I was 20; had about 8 more after that through the age of 28. I found out, quite by accident, that I could go a round or two with Iron MIke so to speak. But unless you've been there, just say no. You know if you can handle it or not. Anyone who watched the show for two minutes (and saw Eric come down dressed in an evening jacket and a bottle of wine) knows he was out of his league.
2. Eric got brain damage. And he even had Vince there to talk him down (the only time I've really liked the Vince character, calming and without bragging explaining that the only reason why he wanted to fuck that bloeach blond DC cum dumpster is because she was SOOO CLOOOOOSE. He didn't want to fuck her BEFORE the threesome, after all). So Eric pulls one of the most bullshit moves in history, drops the smoking hot girlfriend WITH THE RICH AS FUCK FATHER and goes for the tramp. Here are but a few of the functional problems with that:
a. Now that Sloan has tasted the pink taco, guaranteed she'll do it again. Now you have a hot, rich, slutty-in-the-bedroom chick who you could probably talk into a threesome at this point with a six pack of schlitz and some beef jerky;
b. the other chick is (a) a raving slut; and (b) from DC. I don't know how well you all out there know DC women, but Entourage did a damned fine job depicting them. LEt the politicians and 3rd level firm associates date that cunt while she bangs hipster fucks in Adams Morgan while he's working late.
c. DId i mention Sloan is hot AND fucking rich? AND whose dad runs one of the most powerful agencies in Hollywood? what does E do for a living again? Oh yeah ...
d. Eric can have a threesome any fucking time he wants by whining to Vince. And he can fuck them both at the same time. Idiot.
I'm disgusted by this episode, but not because it "kills threesomes for the rest of us." All of you out there (including the author) saying that need to shut the living fuck up. "OOOOOOO, BRAD PITT IS SO HOT HE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DATE GIRLS! IF BRAD PITT WERE GONE, I'D BE SWIMMING IN PUSSY!"
How dumb did that statement sound? Uh Huh, exactly. Tools. She's a beard Posted: 7/25/2006by: DennisIsEvil Beard-O-rama. Any guy who would turn down a threesome like that is taking it in the cornhole. Thumbs Up for Threesomes! Posted: 7/25/2006by: Tangent Guy I don't watch the show, but I fully agree with the author that Entourage should not have screwed up the opportunity to help guys get more threesomes (with 2 women, of course: the two guy threesome is WAY too close to being gay unless it's seriatim as opposed to simultaneous at the same location). After all, look at what internet porn has done for anal sex! B-diddy Posted: 7/25/2006by: Eugene You're a real fuking mutt, you know that? This is a forum on which you praise the good shit and ridicule the bad shit. You don't like it, too fucking bad.
I watch Entourage every week. It's fun to watch, but poorly written and almost always corny. Vince is the worst fucking actor alive. The blonde cum-whore is far sluttier, and therefore hotter, then the innocent-looking brunette. Entourage Posted: 7/25/2006by: C. Lynn Great article, even better show. I agree with several posts above, especially the one that says the show should last an hour. I wait all week to see Entourage, and if you have to pee, you miss it. As far as the characters, I love Ari, Drama and Turtle, but hated Dom- I am so glad they got rid of him. As for E and his threesome, Sloan is definately hot, but the blonde chick was bangin'-- and don't forget, Sloan wasn't suggesting any threesomes before this chick showed up, if the blonde chick would have never come into the picture E would still be a 3-some virgin. So, who is hotter now? Agreed Posted: 7/25/2006by: Joe Kickass I was fuming when that bullshit went down. And this showed is always played off as "a guy's show"... bullshit.
