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Napalm Jones

Writer Rnk.: 14	Avg. Rating: 4.05	Total Pieces: 106
User Rnk.: 48	User Pts.: 3143	Comments: 82
Member Since: 10/21/2005

Ret. Marine Gunnery Sergeant Joaquim Harold "Napalm" Jones was one of the entertainment reviewers for the original print version of the Phat Phree along with Shrapnel Smith, Justin Harvey, Charlie DeMarco, Mike Lowe and Chad Zumock. Many have questioned whether or not he has ever seen any of the movies or heard any of the albums that he has reviewed. Regardless of whether or not you agree with his comments, they are sure to be insightful and poignant (read: profain). Not much else is know about Napalm other than what he writes about himself, which may or may not be true.

Recent Articles By Napalm Jones

	SCG: Napalm's Dirty Little Sec Posted: 12/14/07
	Rating: 4.14 Viewed: 18692 Emailed: 13 Comments: 54

	SCG: Strike A Gangster Wulf Po Posted: 11/16/07
	Rating: 4.25 Viewed: 17413 Emailed: 6 Comments: 127

	SCG: Bad Bauer Grapples New Yo Posted: 10/19/07
	Rating: 4.06 Viewed: 15405 Emailed: 7 Comments: 98

	SCG: Indiana and the Iron Kids Posted: 10/5/07
	Rating: 4.43 Viewed: 17715 Emailed: 9 Comments: 154

	SCG: Cavemen and Bionic Women Posted: 9/21/07
	Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 18027 Emailed: 4 Comments: 145

	SCG: Napalm 101 Posted: 9/7/07
	Rating: 4.39 Viewed: 26223 Emailed: 4 Comments: 212

	SCG: Napalm Turns 100! Posted: 8/24/07
	Rating: 4.42 Viewed: 26900 Emailed: 5 Comments: 236

	SCG: Thank God, Dumbledore is Posted: 7/27/07
	Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 18326 Emailed: 1 Comments: 177

	SCG: ...and knowing is half th Posted: 7/13/07
	Rating: 4.27 Viewed: 14186 Emailed: 0 Comments: 67

	SCG: This Series is Over. Posted: 6/15/07
	Rating: 4.32 Viewed: 11581 Emailed: 1 Comments: 54

	SCG: Memorialize These! Posted: 6/1/07
	Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 14903 Emailed: 1 Comments: 122

	SCG: Fairy Tail or Pirate Booty? Posted: 5/18/07
	Rating: 4.25 Viewed: 10527 Emailed: 2 Comments: 75

	SCG: Spiderman vs. The Golden Pretty Boy Posted: 5/4/07
	Rating: 4.48 Viewed: 18332 Emailed: 1 Comments: 95

	SCG: The Worst Week Ever! Posted: 4/20/07
	Rating: 4.47 Viewed: 15634 Emailed: 3 Comments: 53

	SCG: Good Grindhouse Friday Posted: 4/6/07
	Rating: 4.05 Viewed: 18842 Emailed: 0 Comments: 60

	SCG: Glory, Pride And Dead People Posted: 3/23/07
	Rating: 4.43 Viewed: 15844 Emailed: 2 Comments: 56

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