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Juan Turlington

Writer Rnk.: 1	Avg. Rating: 4.53	Total Pieces: 68
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Member Since: 10/23/2005

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Thanks for ignoring your responsibilities at work and reading.

Now, take an extended break from work and check out the following link. It's an online service for rounding up your buddies to be irresponsible and awesome. Think of E-vite, minus all of the crap that your girlfriend, fiancee, or wife find to be "precious." It's a quick, efficient, straight-forward way to gather your boys for anything from bachelor parties to blindfolded bare-knuckle boxing.

Make sure you read the manifesto, too. I heard that it was written by Jesus.

What are you waiting for? Go, before your ass gets hit by lightning.

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Recent Articles By Juan Turlington

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	OPM: David Beckham is in America! Posted: 7/24/07
	Rating: 3.87 Viewed: 17175 Emailed: 26 Comments: 142

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	3 Lessons from the NBA Finals Posted: 6/15/07
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	Rating: 4.35 Viewed: 6212 Emailed: 10 Comments: 41

	You Can Have Sex When You're 30 Posted: 5/29/07
	Rating: 4.37 Viewed: 13460 Emailed: 13 Comments: 115

	OPM: Greg Valentino Believes in You Posted: 5/15/07
	Rating: 3.52 Viewed: 6609 Emailed: 5 Comments: 76

	Soundwave Gets his Ass Handed to Him Posted: 5/1/07
	Rating: 3.90 Viewed: 5657 Emailed: 25 Comments: 15

	Pac-Man Instant Messages Pac-Man Jones Posted: 4/17/07
	Rating: 4.08 Viewed: 16570 Emailed: 24 Comments: 73

	OPM: McGruff Hates Bob Barker Posted: 4/3/07
	Rating: 4.06 Viewed: 4386 Emailed: 8 Comments: 17

	It's Time For the Truth, Son Posted: 3/29/07
	Rating: 4.31 Viewed: 14084 Emailed: 36 Comments: 105

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