(IDG) -- Research In Motion Ltd. (RIM) announced Thursday that it will release the next generation Blackberry wireless devices 4Q 2005. The new devices are a technological marvel at only 3cm x 2cm.
The fully functional phone/PDA/wireless email device uses recent breakthroughs in microprocessor and LCD technology to achieve its tiny size.
Mark Robiet, director of marketing at RIM, had this to say about the companys newest line of devices, This is a real evolution of our technology. It is smaller than a dime!
Some users at the Wireless Electronics Show in New York werent so impressed. Donald Davis wondered about the practicality of such a small phone. What the hell is this? How the shit am I supposed to type on that thing?! It could get lost in my dick hole.
RIM said it had agreements with Redmond, Washington-based AT&T Wireless Services Inc., Toronto-based Rogers Wireless Inc. and London-based MmO2 PLC to use the company's new mini-device
Hey! Wait a minute. Come back here! I want some answers. Shouted Donald Davis. I seriously want to know what this is for. I mean, you cant expect anyone to buy this thing. Its worthless. What the fuck man?
I dont know. I am just a reporter. I dont know anything.
Who makes this stupid thing? Davis asked.
It says right there on the phone-
Davis interrupted me, I cant fucking read that! Just tell me who makes it.
A company called Research In Motion.
Well its a goddamned joke. Why dont you give your readers that little tidbit?
The device is small enough to get really deep in your ear.
Hey, man! There no reason to put your hands on me. Hey, STOP! OH SHIT! AGGH!
Mr. Davis proceeded to beat the shit out of me, and then jammed the tiny Blackberry device into my ear.
RIM provided few details on the launch of its new device, except to say that AT&T Wireless would offer the service soon. The company didn't provide pricing details.
have you seen Posted: 4/2/2005by: simone my mini gym? i need to work out..im serious charlie, wheres my mini gym?? Jigga What Posted: 3/24/2005by: Jus If it were a watch with a think pad, I'd consider buying it. BTW this article is totally ridiculous Been there, done that... Posted: 3/24/2005by: Skrid jr. I use to have one but it was too small. What's the point of having the newest technology if it's not big enough for everyone around you to see that you have the newest technology? I had to talk really loud and make really extravagent hand gestures for anyone to even notice how cool and cutting edge I was because of my new Blackberry. I had to give it away because I strained my voice and pulled a muscle in my shoulder (Do you know how hard it is to find a sling that matches a striped shirt?!). i got one already Posted: 3/24/2005by: NWAlover man i have had one of these for the longest time.. it takes time to get used to how small it is but after that, its cool.. i still want jessica simpson to bone me
