Welcome to Tri-C University On-line Chat Room
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MrCCCdean2: Welcome students, family and friends to the Cuyahoga Community College On-Line Class of 2005 Commencement. Im Dean James Boyle and it is an honor to preside over todays ceremony.
The future truly is now. No longer do students like yourselves have to endure the hassle of living on campus or even commuting to a nearby branch college. You can now educate and prepare yourselves for the real world without ever leaving the comfort of your own homes, (or pajamas for that matter! LOL!)
This has proven especially valuable to those among you who are unable to attend a traditional campus for one reason or another. With that in mind I would like to extend a special congratulations to all of our graduates who are late-term pregnant, incarcerated, or morbidly obese. Youre all heroes!
The Tri-C On-line faculty has done their best over the past four to six weeks to give you the preparation you need to succeed in life. It is now up to you to embrace your destinies.
And with that in mind, I would now like to turn it over to your fellow classmate and this years Tri-C On-line Valedictorian, Mike Polk.
4204EVER: Hey all! Wow! This is exciting! If youd have told me six weeks ago that I would be giving this speech, I never would have believed you. I remember when I first saw the pop-up ad for Tri-C while playing Texas Hold Em on Yahoo, I said to myself, Alright Mike, time to get serious and do something with your life. So I enrolled that night and here I am a month and a half later with a degree in hotel management. The American Dream is alive and well my friends! BRB.....................
GOBROWNZ86: Hellooooooooooo???????
GOBROWNZ86: Where did he go?
SOCCERMOM14: Dunno.
4204EVER: Sry. Had 2 P.
GOBROWNZ86: No Prob. Wlcm Back.
4204EVER: Thx. Where was I? Oh yeah, and can I just say that its so great to see so many of my classmates via webcam right now? Special kudos to those who dressed up for the occasion. Nice dress 2CUTE4U1978!
2CUTE4U1978: Thx. U Look Good 2! :)
4204EVER: Oh yeah? What would U like to do 2 me? LOL!
2CUTE4U1978: What Do U want me 2 do?!
4204EVER: Dont teez! :(
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MrCCCdean2: Mr. Polk, could we get back to the speech?
4204EVER: Right. Sorry Dean. Now I know that some people might look down upon us because we didnt get our degrees in a traditional manner, but I say that they are the ones who should be ridiculed. This is the future of education! And we are the pilgrims in this brave new world. No one believed Louis Pasture when he said that the Earth was round. And Abraham Lincoln was mocked when he suggested that the planets rotated around the sun. Time and time again, the ignorant public have persecuted brave pioneers like ourselves, only to later be proven wrong.
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69OR_DIE: WHATZ UP POLKSTER?! U WANNA GET WASTED
2NITE?
4204EVER: F Off Jeff! Im making my speech!
69_ORDIE: SRY! LTR!
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4204EVER: So carry this torch proudly fellow graduates! Hold it aloft as you reap the benefits of your new education. Carry it to your administrative assistant and paralegal jobs. Carry it to your restaurant management and VCR repair careers! And when people ask you where you went to college, look them straight in the eye and proudly say: My bedroom! Alright. Thanks gang. Im gonna bolt and finish up this game of Minesweeper. See you in the reunion chat room in 2015!
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Mr.CCCdean2: Okay. Well, thank you Mr. Polk. And we will now conclude our ceremony with the singing of our school song. Oh Tri-C Onliiiiiiiine.....Youre so downloadable.......Oh....
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LORDVADER17: Hey all! The new Revenge of the Sith Trailer is up on lucasfilms.com!
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