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Posted: 12/29/2005

The Best of The Phat Phree 2005

So, there were a lot of funny pieces to choose from, and some great ones didn't make the top 50. Here are my honorable mentions.

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Professional Idiots - Read Me
Chess Champ on the Juice- Read Me
Songs I Want To Kick My Ass For Liking - Read Me
Haters Ball, I Hate It All - Read Me
I Love My Fake Boobies - Read Me
Welcome to Flavor Country - Read Me
MLB ALL Mustache Team - Read Me
Jim Fath Tapped to Play Own Lover - Read Me
Stupid Tight End Hurt In Cycle Crash - Read Me
New Slut Mobile in Town - Read Me
Vince Carter Is A Huge Vagina - Read Me
Mood Swings Now Excused - Read Me
The Life of a Phone Monkey, Part I - Read Me
Ass-Backward Fuck Bastard: the Billy Bobs - Read Me
Grab your Mullet, It's Road House Time! - Read Me
Damn You, Journey - Read Me
A Wedding Invitation - Read Me
101 Hottest Hollywood Skin Flicks - Read Me
You Can't Plinko for Shit, You Dumb Whore - Read Me
Help Me Star Jones, You're My Only Hope - Read Me
No You Idiot, I Don't Feel Any Different - Read Me
Owned - Read Me
Why I Wear the Brown Ribbon - Read Me
Telling Lies, Telling Sweet Little Lies - Read Me
Merry Christmas, You're All Fired - Read Me
Anal Sex Is Hard Work - Read Me


Part I: The Best of the Phat Phree 2005 #50 - 26
Part II: The Best of the Phat Phree Comics 2005
Part III: The Best of the Phat Phree 2005 #25 - 1
Part IV: The Best of the Phat Phree 2005 Honorable Mentions

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(Comments 1-5 out of 7)

Mouth Full
Posted: 1/3/2006

Welcome to Flavor Country was also one of my favorites that didn't get as much notice as it should have. I believe that may be because it originally ran just before we put in the ratings system. But here's your chance to love it all over again! In fact this list of almost super-articles is almost more exciting to me than Charlie's top 50, because lots of these did not get their moment in the sun until now. They are also, to me, a good indicator of what readers of this site should hope to see everyday. Hopefully we'll post one or two Striped Shirt or 50 Ways To Get Fired caliber articles a month and everything in between will be awesome daily reading like these spunky little gems.

Charlie
Posted: 12/30/2005

Don't feel the need to dignify anyone with an explanation. Its your list, do with it what you will. We(me) love the all the choices and your articles. In fact, I love them so much that I have TPP shrine set up in my bedroom. Oh no. . . . . I've said too much!!! How embarrassing!!!!

BUT
Posted: 12/30/2005

"I'm Sorry Officer" also deserves to be on there. Anyway, I'm sure you are sick of everyone criticizing the list. You could fucking debate it forever. The most important thing is that I hate my job and if it were not for this website I would more than likely kill myself and a few others as well.

I'm glad...
Posted: 12/30/2005

to see you added "Welcome to Flavor Country" That is one of my all-time favorites. That article never got enough credit.

another Stu
Posted: 12/30/2005

Charlie if it were me, of 76 articles 75 would be my own.

That being said, all the articles on all the lists are hilarious and deserving. All of them.

Thanks to you especially and all the writers/editors who made this a fun place to hang out.


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